Why God made mothers...(answers by small children!)

~My Aunt sent me a very funny survey of little children about their mothers...I loved it so much that I asked Ronnie and Anna the same questions...here are their answers! LOL Hope you get a chuckle, too! ~Sue~
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Why did God make mothers?
Ronnie: To teach their children how to obey properly
Anna: So they could teach kids right and kids would have parents

How did God make mothers?
Ronnie: He spoke and 'poof' there were mothers
Anna: So everybody could have lots of parents

What ingredients are mother's made of?
Anna: sugar, cream and rice
Ronnie: blood, skin,bones

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mother?
Ronnie: because He thought I was the perfect mother for Ronnie
Anna: because she needs only one mother or she'll cry

What kind of little girl was your mother?
Ronnie: imaginative, cute
Anna: married

What did your mom need to know before she married your dad?
Ronnie: how to be married, who his parents were
Anna: his food

Why did mom marry dad?
Ronnie: because you thought he was the perfect husband and the perfect father , and he is.
Anna: to have a baby

Who is the boss in your house?
Ronnie: Dad...Mom is the co-boss
Anna: Dad and Mom

What is the difference between moms and dads?
Ronnie: boy and girl
Anna: nothing


What does your mom do in her spare time?
Ronnie: takes care of her children
Anna: read her Bible



What would it take to make your mom perfect?
Ronnie: be nice to her and obey her
Anna: no comment


If you could change one thing about your mom what would it be?
Ronnie: there is nothing to change
Anna: nothing